Alright, alright i admit it – i’m shit at blogging – i’ve just gone onto my own website and seen that i haven’t blogged since July. Sorry, I’ve been busy as i’m sure you will all know who have read my tweets or seen SPEXY BEAST tour – i have been all over the shop working my bottom off. Thank you to everyone who has come and thank you for all the generous gifts that you have sent to me which have included in no particular order….


Home-made jam
Cupcakes (with glasses drawn on the icing with biro!!!)
A figurine of a victorian lady
A balloonman of me and Bev
A hamper from Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem * (which included a dog bandana)
Various etchings of me in different poses – (I must have one of those faces and figures that people look at and go, ooh i must put pen to paper).
A fly swatter
*Ye Olde Trip To Jerusalem is a really ancient inn in Nottingham not a travel agent!
You really shouldn’t have – no really you shouldn’t have – only joking!! Thanks so much, it really fills me with joy (fear!) as i unwrap them to see whats inside.
Anyway, apologies for the short blog – no-one reads them anyway but I have to pack my bags for the next leg of the tour Sheffield, hmm! Ambre Solaire, parasol err maybe not.
By the way, glad you liked ‘Who Do You Think You Are’ i was so nervous about it – its just so personal and close to home that i couldn’t relax, but as it happened it didn’t turn out too bad i found out my great granddad was a deserter with a heart, look i’m pleased with that i was expecting serial killer or dictator.
‘Chattyman’ is back later this month so don’t worry it wont be long until you see my cute little face back upon your TV screens.
See ya Alan xx