X Factor

Everyones asking the question ‘Why was Laura voted off?’ well i’m asking ‘Why has Daniel’s hair gone aubergine?’ I couldn’t take my eyes off it, its the same colour I want for my downstairs toilet, there I was with my Dulux colour chart pressed against the screen (for those of you who give a shit its ‘Autumn musk’) but anyway, please dannii stop it getting any redder, by the final he’ll look like Ronald Mcdonald. I half expected him to turn around at the end of the song and go ‘Cos i’m worth it!’ Sort it out!!