Thanks so much for all those people who spent their hard earned cash on buying tickets to see little old me on my ‘Spexy Beast’ tour – it is very much appreciated and i promise you i wont let you down. It’ll be nice to return to the London O2 – although whenever the thought of it enters my head i do get a twinge in the groin area – my testicles still haven’t forgiven me for being suspended 50 feet above n-dubz in a wire harness at the Comedy Gala. Boy did it chafe and it still makes me walk a bit funny to this day – well, thats my excuse and i’m sticking to it.

See you soon wherever you live
Alan x