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CHARITY STARTS AT MOAN

Well, there I was settling down with a nice cup of Rosie and my copy of Heat when my eyes drift down to to the letters page. It seems one of those fucking annoying Charity Muggers has written in to the letters page to say which ‘celebrities’ are nice and which aren’t so nice. She […]

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What a week!!!

Well, i haven’t sat down. If I haven’t been performing at the Secret Policeman’s Ball, I’ve been hosting the Q Awards, and if I haven’t done that then I’ve been filming the first in the new series of my celebrityDing Dong – i am cream crackered. This weeks Ding Dong, is between Eastenders and Coronation […]

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Friday Night with Jonathan Ross

Don’t forget to watch me on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross tonight, it went really well, thats probably the only show that gets me REALLY nervous, plus I was sandwiched between Parky and Hollywood legend Faye Dunnaway, that hardly helps, but I was pleased to see it wasn’t just me eating the Green Room snacks, […]

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SECRET POLICEMANS BALL

Yes, i am doing Secret Policeman’s Ball, the reason I haven’t told anyone is the fact that I thought it was SECRET!!!!

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