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COMMON SCENTS

Hello everyone, sorry I haven’t been blogging, i’ve been dead busy with my book signings. I’ve been Newcastle, Glasgow, Asda Headquarters, Leeds, Manchester you name it I’ve prostitued myself there. Thank you for all the people who’ve turned up, I appreciate it, and also for all the presents. Thankfully there wasn’t a dogging video to […]

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CHELTENHAM

Just got back from The Times Cheltenham Literary Festival, and I must say I had a great time, I can’t tell you what the best bit was, whether it was the sell out 900+ audience or sharing a vol au vent with Jilly Cooper in ‘The Writers Room’. Yes, haters I am classed as a […]

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DERMOT

Hello everyone, just a teeny weeny blog to say that I’ve just pre-recorded with Dermot O’Leary his Radio 2 show which will be on your stereos this saturday at 2.00pm. I had to select some of my favourite songs so tune in if you dare, don’t worry theres no Bad Lashes!!!!

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GOKS DING DONG

Hope you liked my Ding Dong last friday, have just finalised week 3 and its Hard Men against Fashionistas, now if that doesn’t cause a rumpus nothing will, we’ve got Gok Wan captaining the fashionista team, so should be interesting, if all those reports in the papers are true – he’s been desperate to get […]

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