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VARIETY CLUB AWARDS

Hello all, am very pleased to say that I won an award at Sundays Variety Club Awards, I won Best Television Presenter which really did surprise me as I thought I was up for Best Comedy Act, so when David Walliams called out my name i was genuinely surprised. Even in his speech when he […]

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COMEDY AWARDS

Well done to me, I’ve just woken up to find out that I have been nominated for not one award but THREE at the British Comedy Awards. I would ask all my fans to phone in and vote for me, but there isn’t a number, never mind wish me luck. I’m off to prepare an […]

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X Factor

Everyones asking the question ‘Why was Laura voted off?’ well i’m asking ‘Why has Daniel’s hair gone aubergine?’ I couldn’t take my eyes off it, its the same colour I want for my downstairs toilet, there I was with my Dulux colour chart pressed against the screen (for those of you who give a shit […]

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BOOK SALES

Gawd blind me, i’ve sold over 45,000 books. Thanks everyone!!!!!!!!!

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