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Celebrity Big Brother

I don’t know what’s more disturbing LaToya Jackson’s nose or Mutya’s acrylics, they’re huge. They’re bigger than Verne, i hope they don’t fall off, they could puncture the tyre of his shopmobility scooter. By the way, i miss Christmas!

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LEGG AND PEGG

The Sunday Night Project was such a laugh last night, we had Simon Pegg hosting and it really was a joy. He was so funny and was a fan of the show, which made mine and Justins job so much better (the amount of times we’ve had to tell the hosts that me and Justin […]

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APOLOGIES ALL ROUND

Hello All, Just a quick note to apologise to all the people who were offended by me ‘dedicating’ my award to Karen Matthews. For those of you who have enjoyed my comedy and seen my act over the last seven years you all would have got used to my tongue in cheek style and near […]

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NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT

Hello All, I won my second Comedy Award last night woohoo!!! Sorry about my speech, I didn’t think I’d won so didn’t have any speech prepared (as you all saw) i was genuinely shocked. Plus, I was all flustered, my car hadn’t turned up so I had to arrive by bloody tube, serious, a tube […]

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