Yes, boys and girls, I’ve just heard that The Sunday Night Project is back. We will be hitting your screens with a brand new series on the 21st December starting with our very own Christmas special. I’ll keep you posted on guests as soon as I know. Got to go ‘Midsommer Murders has just started.
Just to let you know that I have a new job, I’m going to be a reporter, don’t worry I’m not going to be airdropped behind enemy lines in Basra, I’m Entertainment Reporter for More magazine. Yes and tomorrow I will be interviewing Rachel Stevens from Strictly Come Dancing and on Monday 50Cent. Oh my god!!! Hope i don’t get a cap in my ass. At least we can discuss bullet holes he’s been shot 9 times, and I got an air gun pellet up my poopschute whilst doing a big shop in Iceland. We might become bezzie mates, you never know. Word up bitches!!!!!
My highlights of Bestival had to be Grace Jones and The Specials, although I did enjoy Hercules and Love Affair in the Big Top. Hope you like my outfit. I felt I had to put a bit more effort in, because when i went to Mark Ronson’s birthday party I went as Madonna’s Confessions On A Dancefloor. Pink leotard and ginger hair, although The Sun said I looked like Mick Hucknall’s ‘Love child’, charming! That leotard wasn’t cheap don’t you know.
Although I had a wicked time I was glad to get home and put my clothes in soak and get in a Radox filled bath. It must be my age, but can’t wait til next year.