Don’t forget to watch me on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross tonight, it went really well, thats probably the only show that gets me REALLY nervous, plus I was sandwiched between Parky and Hollywood legend Faye Dunnaway, that hardly helps, but I was pleased to see it wasn’t just me eating the Green Room snacks, Faye was wolfing down the Cheese and Onion crisps like there was no tomorrow, yet significantly she bypassed the nuts. I’ve been in that Green Room with other actresses like Eva Longoria and Teri Hatcher and they didn’t eat a bite. I was well impressed, everytime I looked Fayes hand was there wiping away a crispy crumb from her collagened lips, it didn’t make me feel so guilty when I had a handful of Pringles.
Off to do rehearsal for the Secret Policeman’s Ball and am dead nervous, wish me luck!!!
Yes, i am doing Secret Policeman’s Ball, the reason I haven’t told anyone is the fact that I thought it was SECRET!!!!
Last day of filming for ‘Nativity’, i don’t want to spoil it by telling you what its about but even a retard is going to know that a ‘Nativity’ is involved at some point, I’m really enjoying being in it, plus its all improvised which is very scary because I am performing with some very good actors, but I managed to look the right way and not walk into any furniture which is a bonus I suppose. Yesterday was a nightmare because we actually had to film the Nativity, and it is so true what they say ‘Don’t work with children and animals’, it took forever, plus my winnebago, if you can call it that, its basically a portaloo with a z-bed wedged in it. My winnebago was right next to the animal pen, so all day I had to endure donkeys whinneying, and pigs snorting through the walls, God it was like being at a Michael Barrymore party. Anyway last day today wish me luck!!